Palin does Poetry
From the woman who brought you the word Refudiate comes now a new, strange adaptation of Dr Seuss, which is supposed to be mocking, someone, apparently. Whilst we are not sure how she feels about Green Eggs and Ham, apparently she isn’t too fond of something… the number of cheers she gets whilst telling her story, implies that there must have been lots of children in the audience. It’s nice. She also has her own TV show, about Alaska, which is quite near Russia apparently. Who knew? Anyway, the video is below if you can bring yourselves to care.
Barbie Girl Lives on Air
Did you know that there is a Ukrainian model who looks an awful lot like Barbie? (The doll, not Eastenders actress). Well, nor did we, but then we saw a pic, and well, quite frankly it’s uncanny. We also had a snoop at her Facebook Page (be careful here, once you click it you won’t be able to look away) and she has either found several friends with similar doll like features, or she poses with wigs and lots of mirrors. Either way it’s absolutely fascinating. However, this is not the news, interesting though it is. The news is that she has recently declared that she is able to sustain herself on a diet of just light and air. That’s right. Since Badger was feeling a bit guilty about her breakfast bagel, and thinking she should really join a gym to get rid of this podge she seems to have acquired, a light and air diet seemed a brilliant solution. Exercise takes time and effort, but light and air is just there, right? What could possibly go wrong? Since we only ask people with appropriate qualifications to comment on technical stuff like this we asked Eileen from the Twittersphere, who assures us she has Biology GCSE what would happen if a person rejected food and water and just tried to live on air and light. She told us:
For a short time but no. That’s why explorers etc drink their own urine. You’d dehydrate without fluid.
I’m no expert but I think your organs would eventually shut down.
If I’m wrong, blame Mr Large and Pam with her talking parrot.
We’re pretty sure here at Newsnibbles that Mr Large and Pam are safe. And we have found examples of Barbie with food, although technically not eating…
You can read more here if we didn’t cover it in enough detail for you.
See If You Can Spot the Unintentional Error!
Well, it is entirely possible, that you, like us are sick of the constant coverage of the Royal New Zealand trip. Watching gushing New Zealanders marvel at how honoured they are by the Duke and Duchess (is that what they are now? Wills and Kate anyway, or if you are reporting from the BBC William and Katherine) taking the time to speak with them. Well actually that’s what they’re there for, and they’re just people really so stop making such a fuss. But anyway, we’re digressing into an irritated rant, as is our wont when presented with sycophants on a mass scale. But, what almost made it (and by it we mean the over coverage of every tiny bloody step) worth while was Charlie Stayt’s breakfast blooper, where, instead of saying Wills had recently left the RAF, he said IRA!!! Really!! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Well done Charlie, perked us right up. And some pure genius put it on Youtube, so that if you missed it you can catch it now! Oh go on!