More random news than you can fit on a biscuit and dunk in your tea
In a recent survey it has been discovered that 55.6% of people say “Fuck off” out loud and bang accept repeatedly to get the message across every time a cookie warning pops up on a website they are trying to read. Conversely only 11.1% of people actually click to read
And we’re so here for it. Earlier today, Weetabix shared this monstrosity of a tweet: Why should bread have all the fun, when there’s Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix pic.twitter.com/R0xq4Plbd0— Weetabix (@weetabix) February 9, 2021 It suggested that baked beans may
It’s much more fun than reading, and it saves us the effort of typing stuff. As you know we all rejoiced last week when President Biden was officially sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America. Apart from some random C&W singer who didn’t seem to
Notorious outlaw, Robyn Hood, is currently on the run from the Sheriff of Nottingham’s men. She is said to be associated with the lady Marian de Staynton and a vagrant forester known in these parts as Littlejohn. Proven to be highly skilled with a hunting bow, the outlaw is wanted
So, yes, Newsnibbles took a bit of a break during 2020. Let’s face it, the news was too weird to satirise. But now it’s 2021, the US has already had an attempted coup, we’re locked down again and Percy Pigs are facing red tape thanks to Brexit. But despite all
The recent unveiling of a statue of Mary Wollstonecraft – the seventeenth century campaigner for women’s rights and mother of acclaimed horror novelist Mary Shelley has sparked some controversy. Most people seem to feel that women have enough statues, but a small minority complain that the statue portrays Wollstonecraft as
You may have noticed we’ve been quiet of late. Honestly this is because the news has been so terrible there has been nothing to satirise. How do you satirise someone who decides the best way to test their eyesight is to take their car out for a drive whilst it
We haven’t done a quiz for a while, so we thought we’d do this one, just for fun. To coincide with C H Clepitt’s latest release, Eye of the Beholder, it’s a guess the fairy tale from the pictures! Pop your answers in the comments if you like! 1. 2.
C H Clepitt has a new book out this month, the first in her Magic Mirror series of queer fairy tale reimaginings. Eye of the Beholder – Press Release C H Clepitt presents the first in a new series of queer fairy tale retellings. Eye of the Beholder is the first story
This satirical poem has been submitted to us anonymously. As it’s news related and satirical we thought we’d bung it up. Be warned though, it has swearing. Reasons to be fearful, one, two, three Summer with a virus, nobody will hire us Coz only fleas desire us. And lockdown Donald