We would have added this sub-section to the site earlier, but no-one bothered writing to us until now. Each letter will be followed by a response from our editor, who will carefully read every syllable before drafting a measured response.
Dear Mrs. Peabody,
Thank you for taking the time to write in. Why is it that no-one ever takes the time to write in about something positive? I do the reviews myself as I genuinely believe that no-one could do them as well as me. I take the time to examine each aspect of what I am reviewing to ensure the reader has a full picture of what ever it is.
That said I am very busy being the managing editor of a cutting edge news website and have been thinking about subcontracting out the reviews to someone who has a remote interest in the subject. We have approached a music reviewer for this week’s CD review. She has agreed to take on the challenge providing we plug her regular site. Since every other reviewer we approached wanted money, we agreed. Everyone wants something these days don’t they?
I hope this placates you. I will publish the review exactly as it is submitted and totally unedited for your enjoyment. If I feel the need to add anything corrections will be published in a separate editorial.
Yours Sincerely,
Newsvamp (Managing Editor, Newsnibbles)
