In international news this week a woman in Ohio was arrested after spraying deputies with breast milk.
Police were called to a wedding in central Ohio after the woman allegedly became drunk and disorderly, before hitting her husband and
locking herself in her car. When deputies tried to talk to the woman she responded by spraying them with breast milk. Officers were unprepared for this double barrelled biological attack on their persons. Sheriff Walter L. Davies III told NBC News:
“She pulled out one of her breasts and started literally milking it and spraying breast milk towards the officers…”
This sort of defensive behaviour is very similar to that of the skunk. According to skunkodorgone.com
“When provoked, cornered or frightened, they will try to defend themselves. Their last line of defence involves spraying a chemical from glands in their hind ends. This chemical, known as N- bulymercaptan, is what gives skunks their distinct scent. Generally, skunks do not spray unless they have cause to do so.”
Local Ohio resident, Pinky Niperton offered us this by way of a comment on the whole situation:
“One would certainly think being sprayed with Breast Milk is far less of an offense than being sprayed with bullets from an AK-47…really the force should appreciate that.”
It certainly is easier to defend against than AK-47, perhaps police could be issued with quick opening umbrellas as standard. This attack comes mere months after a London ice cream parlour started selling breast milk ice cream to paying clients. Had the woman decided to squirt in London she may have been met with an entirely different reception. As it is she is currently facing charges including domestic violence, disorderly conduct, assault and resisting arrest.
You can read the full NBC report and watch a video here:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43551703/ns/us_news-weird_news/
You can learn more about skunks here:http://www.skunkodorgone.com/skunkinsight.html
And for information about breast milk ice cream click here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360225/Shop-sells-breast-milk-ice-cream-London-restaurant-Icecreamists-Baby-Gaga.html
