They Called it Puppy Love…
Well, we call it beastiality, and not to be encouraged in polite circles. A North Carolina man was arrested last week after his neighbour claimed she witnessed him having sex with her Shepherd/Lab mix in his trailer. The woman burst in on her tenant, allegedly making unwanted advances to her dog, and called the police. DNA evidence was recovered from the shaken animal, and vets say that no lasting psychological damage should be suffered.
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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested
Fans of Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop will know that he was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October. What you may not be aware of is his recent arrest on charges of possession of a concealed weapon, drug paraphernalia and marijuana. We don’t know if the charges will stick, but you can follow his progress on Facebook, although you will have to scroll through a myriad of fan pages that have emerged as a consequence of his recent stardom.
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All the Girls are Feeling Swooney, Apparently…
According to the latest release from the pro-pet-couture theme band The Corrigan Brothers, George Clooney is visiting Ireland to rediscover his Irish roots. This is just the latest song from the band that brought you “There is No-one as Irish as Barack Obama” and “It’s All Going Down at Downton Abbey”. Most importantly they are fans of Newsnibbles – but then, who wouldn’t be. Like us for all the latest random news, reviews and quizzes.
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