A recent scientific study has reported that dinosaur flatulence could be responsible for the global warming that marked the end of the ice age.
Many different news articles have been written since the announcement, with a variety of different headlines, indeed, we can say with a degree of confidence that searching “dinosaur methane” has rarely turned up so many current affairs results.
Well, here at Newsnibbles we are always last to the party. Let’s not forget that embarrassing incident when we were a month late for the apocalypse. But, now we’re here now and determined to put our own special stamp on this story.
So, your average cow produces enough methane in a year to fuel a hot air balloon. When we consider that your average plant eating dinosaur was ten times the size of a cow you can imagine just how gassy things could get at a Jurassic dinner party.
It took some gentle prodding, but eventually we managed to convince the fans to emit some of their embarrassing gas stories.
Sarah said: “One time at the bus stop a guy stands next to me and I just hear a squeaky ‘pfrrrt’.”
When the fans were less than forth coming Bee thought she’d get the ball rolling by confessing that: “I do emit the occasional glitter puff…”
Karen said “If I had a Nickel for all of mine [embarrassing gas stories]” – but since we have no budget we couldn’t learn more.
Whatever your embarrassing flatulence related story, we are fairly certain that it did not end with, and I destroyed the World as I know it, so the dinosaurs win. Got a gas story you’d like to share? Pop a comment below.
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