The Naked Truth

Police in Australia were called out this week to rescue a naked man from a washing

Here is Annie re-enacting the washing machine hide and seek. She is a professional and this was done under controlled circumstances. DO NOT try this at home.

machine.  Really.  The man, as yet unnamed but reported to be in his twenties climbed into the top loading washing machine because he was playing hide and seek, and according to the BBC Report wanted to surprise his partner.  We are sure his partner was surprised by the battalion of emergency service crews called out to the home, who, apparently had to resort to using olive oil as a lubricant to extract the wedged joker.  It was a mission that took them twenty minutes.  What the BBC report tactfully avoids, but since we are incredibly hard hitting and newshoundy (wot evs) we are going to address head on is:

Why naked?

Why naked hide and seek?  Did he misunderstand what “naked hide and seek” actually is?  After a quick poll of the interns, most of whom are lethargic students we have determined that when they have embarked on a game of “naked hide and seek” they have never hidden any part of themselves, let alone their whole boding inside a household appliance.  Apparently the rules are very different.  One of them did say that they had used olive oil, and another whipped cream.  We sent that one home with a stern warning about hygiene.  One thing is clear, the clothes that come out of that washing machine will never be clean again.

Just for funzies (cos that’s how we roll) we decided to ask the fans to come up with a list of things they might do with a household appliance such as a washing machine.

Whilst Kat suggested mixing a giant batch of guacamole, no-one thought to say naked hide and seek… just sayin’…

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