To Boldly Go…

That’s right Star Trek fans, that headline was an homage to the famous introductory lines to Star Trek.  But what is the exciting news you ask?  Is it a new Star Trek film?  A new series perhaps?  Of course not, or at least if there is that’s not what we’re talking about here.  We are not even a little bit in the know about stuff like that, we barely hear about it when it’s already been released.  You know what is on our radar though?  Porn.  That’s right Nibblers, anything that involves sex on film and we’re all over it like a bad case of crabs here at Newsnibbles. So, what do Swedish Pornos and classic ’60s sci fi have in common?

Well, Swedish film “The Vulgar Vulcan” is what!

According to The Birmingham Mail a 70 year old Spok lookalike turned down a role in aforementioned, erm, art film…  According to the Mail the lookalike had retired from looking like anything other than himself when he was called to appear before Birmingham Crown Court on charges of harassing his neighbours.  The Birmingham Mail goes on to state that he was offered “a conditional discharge”, which could be why the adult film producers felt he could be amenable to their offer.  Ooer missus… Anyway, he’s not.  If they do manage to get a star for their film we would love to interview them… do get in touch…

Believe it or not we do not have any archive photos appropriate to run with this story, so instead here is what we think Captain Kirk and the rest of the crews’ reactions might be if confronted with “The Vulgar Vulcan”… Enjoy…

 

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