A recent polled has revealed the 50% of people blame it on the badger. In a survey conducted by Newsnibbles earlier this week, two of a total of four respondents blamed cake being eaten on the badger.
Do you know who ate all the cake?
— The Grumpy Badger (@BadgersTweetToo) October 4, 2017
Whilst one person took full responsibility, and one person suggested a full investigation, the majority chose to sling blame at the badger. Having employed a similarly scientific method to that used by the government when deciding to trial and then continue with the badger cull, we can now come to a similar conclusion, and that is, in fact, all the badgers’ fault.
In the absolutely genuine and in no way faked image below, you can see a badger indulging in cake. Whilst this image does not serve to prove that the badger ate ALL the cake, you have to admit, it’s pretty damning.
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