Year: 2021

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55.6% of People Want Cookie Warnings to F*ck off, Survey Finds.

In a recent survey it has been discovered that 55.6% of people say “Fuck off” out loud and bang accept repeatedly to get the message across every time a cookie warning pops up on a website they are trying to read. Conversely only 11.1% of people actually click to read

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BREAKING: Weetabix and Heinz breaks the internet!

And we’re so here for it. Earlier today, Weetabix shared this monstrosity of a tweet: Why should bread have all the fun, when there’s Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix pic.twitter.com/R0xq4Plbd0— Weetabix (@weetabix) February 9, 2021 It suggested that baked beans may

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The News as a Musical

It’s much more fun than reading, and it saves us the effort of typing stuff. As you know we all rejoiced last week when President Biden was officially sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America. Apart from some random C&W singer who didn’t seem to

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Robyn Hood Strikes Again!

Notorious outlaw, Robyn Hood, is currently on the run from the Sheriff of Nottingham’s men. She is said to be associated with the lady Marian de Staynton and a vagrant forester known in these parts as Littlejohn. Proven to be highly skilled with a hunting bow, the outlaw is wanted

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2021 Nibblets. The Story So Far…

So, yes, Newsnibbles took a bit of a break during 2020. Let’s face it, the news was too weird to satirise. But now it’s 2021, the US has already had an attempted coup, we’re locked down again and Percy Pigs are facing red tape thanks to Brexit. But despite all

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