I’m typing this from under 30 inches of snow from Blizzard Juno. Just kidding! Only 15 inches. This was a veritable Edsel of storms–it was hyped as an uberevent, which made the actual event anticlimactic although it was significant in its own right. Gotta love advertising. Mayor de Blasio, normally
The weather in NYC is craptastic–thanks for asking. If one more of our California friends mentions “sunny and high 70s,” we’re gonna book a flight to LA just to punch them out personally. It’s literally freezing, and I mean “literally” literally. After a warm, Spring-like Sunday, it got progressively colder
Somebody tell the weather that it’s not April any more. I’m getting waterlogged over here with all this rain. Also, having my eyes poked with umbrellas every five seconds could lead to some tourist fatalities, and we all know that would be a shiner for New York City… BUT AT
It’s great weather for Earth Day, but it’s bad weather for Earth Day. On the one hoof, it’s Spring-like and pleasant, and they say it’ll rain in the late afternoon: typical for April in New York. But on the other hoof, it’s days like these–typical-for-the-season days–that fuel the climate-change deniers.
We have a new weather segment here on Newsnibbles, as do all the best news reporting… thingies… Our brand new “Weather Correspondent” is @TheWallStBull ! Excitings. His première report is below, along with a “selfie” wot he took of himself. We are hoping that each weather report will be accompanied by