Well, due to popular demand (four whole responses on Twitter) we are adding this page to inform you about where you can find Badger’s in print writings (or books, as they are sometimes called).
So, love Newsnibbles so much you’re already convinced and just want to go straight to the buying bit? Here’s some links and blurbs and stuff.
I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse
Is anyone truly prepared for the apocalypse? Well, Kerry certainly isn’t, and she fairly quickly discovers that looking sharp in a business suit and heels is not going to help anyone when there’s an apocalypse, with possible zombies!
Together with a super spy, an ex girl guide and a personal trainer with manly foraging skills Kerry must battle terrifying religious cults, rich people and her personal demons, all whilst having the daily chore of deciding what to wear!
This is a laugh out loud comedy with romance, heart and talking badgers, and is not to be missed.
What would you wear to the apocalypse? #IWoreHeels
Click below to preview the book.
There’s a sublime wit and whimsy to C H Cleppitt’s prose. Heed the badger, for the badger is wise.
– Samuel Z Jones, Author The Baron Moruna & other novels
By the way folks (yes, I’m a super fan type, OK?) I Wore Heels.. is a must read. It has everything; out and out humour, strangeness, acerbic wit and apocalyptic highjinks… seriously if you haven’t read it you must.
– Aline Duriaud, Founder of ChachaRocks
I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse is published in association with Wight Orchid Publishing.
A Reason to Stay
Who would have thought that being knocked out by a plus sized mannequin would lead to a complete life change?
Stephen is stuck in a rut: dead-end job, no romantic prospects, no hope. A series of bizarre accidents look set to change his path forever.
Having been given a year off work, Stephen decides to undertake a journey across country, aboard a less than manly, nonetheless affordable mode of transportation. A near miss with a miniature poodle leaves Stephen in a cast, his moped wrecked and his journey postponed; he is forced to spend 6 weeks in a village.
His physical journey at a standstill, trapped amongst a quirky cast of characters, Stephen finds himself on a different kind of journey, that of self discovery. Learning more about these people makes him discover new things about himself, and gradually his angry, sarcastic world view dissipates. Life in the village seems perfect, but surely this idyllic existence can’t last, especially for someone as hopelessly accident prone as Stephen?
A Reason to Stay playfully satirises society. Follow Stephen’s adventures whilst he conquers his fear of shopping, teenagers and lascivious older women, in a humorous yet strangely real tale of the effect one person can have on those around them without even realising.
Want to learn more? Visit the book site.
A Reason to Stay is available from various ebook retailers as well as in print. You can get a copy from Lulu.com
The Book of Abisan
Do you believe in destiny? When two worlds collide a new hope is born.
Yfrey is lost, alone in a world where her kind is persecuted. She has one hope, to find The Roghnaithe, one who is destined to help save her world from destruction by a tyrannical ruler. The Book of Abisan crosses multiple realities to follow the lives of two very different women, as they come together to battle armies, as well as their own personal demons.
Step into an exciting world of adventure, magic and alternate realities in this fast paced, action packed fantasy.
To find out more visit The Book of Abisan website.
(Note, if you are not in the UK, you can get The Book of Abisan in your region by editing the link in your browser to .com, .de or whatever your Amazon domain is).
Segments of lives. A collection of short stories.
There are currently a collection of short stories available exclusively to Kindle, you can find them by searching C H Clepitt. When there are enough of them Badger will be putting them into print in a book called Segments. Not yet though.
The Crew Chronicles
It’s not easy being different, but when you have good friends and a supportive family even the scariest criminals can be taken down. Join Crew, in the first of a series of short story length Sci Fi adventures from the author of The Book of Abisan.
Available exclusively on Kindle.
First Time Out
In the second in this series of Sci Fi short stories Crew finds himself on his first mission. Placed in a new situation he experiences new things and learning things about himself and his family that he never knew. This is the second in the Crew Chronicles series.
Crew Genesis (Prequel)
If the law says you have no rights who’s left to defend you? When the realities of what the law means hits home to Cross she is torn between doing her duty and doing the right thing.
Lineage: A Beginning
Badger’s first foray into the world of vampires is exclusive to Kindle, and free on Kindle Unlimited.
If you would like to read official reviews you can by visiting the reviews section of CHClepitt.com, but we thought it would be nice to put some of your twitterings here, as they can so often be overlooked. Badger really appreciates all your feedback. Thanks, Pals.
— CardiganCorgiWillow (@LottieandWillow) April 5, 2017
— MHAIRI MORRISON (@Mhairicomedy) July 18, 2016
— Jayne (@10Bumblebees) September 4, 2013
@BadgersTweetToo Of course you can! No need to ask, I personally think everyone who can – should read them both! When’s the next one out?
— Jayne (@10Bumblebees) September 4, 2013
— Kat (@_MoJuju_) August 5, 2013
@BadgersTweetToo Pssss badger i already have it on my Kindler read it too and its GREAATTTT
— Amadeus#newdog#FC (@Amadeusivan) May 20, 2013
— Neil Jeffery (@SirBlimelyWindy) September 4, 2013