At Last, the Solution to all Your Noxious Odours.
Well, maybe not all of them, but certainly wind. That’s right, there is no topic too anal for the Newsnibbles team. The interns managed
to dig this one up for your reading pleasure. Now available in a pack of five “Fart Pads” as the marketers claim they are affectionately named go into your underwear and filter away the smell of last night’s curry. If you have problems with smelly wind then these could be the solution for you. At the bargain price of $11.95 per pack they must be onto a winner, as once a user has eliminated their odour, they surely will never want to return to their old smelly self, so the website has a customer for life. Newsnibbles have not tested the product and are simply reporting on its existence. If you have tried it and would like to submit a review, please do, to the usual address. The website also claims to have the solution to your yellow pit stains, botched Brazilian and pet flatulence.
See for yourself here.
Fungi F… Mushrooms Making Love
Scientists this week have discovered that some of the more virulent strains of fungal infections actually reproduce sexually, and not asexually, as originally thought. There are over 1,500 species of Yeast, most of which reproduce asexually. However, a graduate student at Brown University walked in on some yeast breeding the good ol’ fashioned way, how embarrassing? This explains why some yeast infections evolve an immunity to anti-biotics.
Learn more about the discovery here.
Wendover School Bans Skirts
And not just for the boys. Apparently the guidelines as to appropriate length of skirts have been ignored too long, and as such the school has decided to ban them all together. How effective this ban will be is yet to be determined, as the length rule seemed less than effective but we will see. The length of trousers that are to be worn was not mentioned in the original article. If you’re interested do some research.
You can find out more here.
