Category: News

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55.6% of People Want Cookie Warnings to F*ck off, Survey Finds.

In a recent survey it has been discovered that 55.6% of people say “Fuck off” out loud and bang accept repeatedly to get the message across every time a cookie warning pops up on a website they are trying to read. Conversely only 11.1% of people actually click to read

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BREAKING: Weetabix and Heinz breaks the internet!

And we’re so here for it. Earlier today, Weetabix shared this monstrosity of a tweet: Why should bread have all the fun, when there’s Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix pic.twitter.com/R0xq4Plbd0— Weetabix (@weetabix) February 9, 2021 It suggested that baked beans may

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The News as a Musical

It’s much more fun than reading, and it saves us the effort of typing stuff. As you know we all rejoiced last week when President Biden was officially sworn in as the 46th President of the United States of America. Apart from some random C&W singer who didn’t seem to

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2021 Nibblets. The Story So Far…

So, yes, Newsnibbles took a bit of a break during 2020. Let’s face it, the news was too weird to satirise. But now it’s 2021, the US has already had an attempted coup, we’re locked down again and Percy Pigs are facing red tape thanks to Brexit. But despite all

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When Art and Literature Collide

The recent unveiling of a statue of Mary Wollstonecraft – the seventeenth century campaigner for women’s rights and mother of acclaimed horror novelist Mary Shelley has sparked some controversy. Most people seem to feel that women have enough statues, but a small minority complain that the statue portrays Wollstonecraft as

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Beauty and the Beast Takes on a New, Lesbian Twist!

C H Clepitt has a new book out this month, the first in her Magic Mirror series of queer fairy tale reimaginings. Eye of the Beholder – Press Release C H Clepitt presents the first in a new series of queer fairy tale retellings. Eye of the Beholder is the first story

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Reasons to be Fearful – A Poem

This satirical poem has been submitted to us anonymously. As it’s news related and satirical we thought we’d bung it up. Be warned though, it has swearing. Reasons to be fearful, one, two, three Summer with a virus, nobody will hire us Coz only fleas desire us. And lockdown Donald

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Perfect Pride Pins!

When we received the below press release for Wedrevo’s new range of cute animal pride pins we were super excited. We knew the press release wouldn’t be enough for you colourful lot, so we pinned them down for an interview to find out more!  For this year’s Pride month, we decided

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Christina – Queen of Sweden

For week 2 of LGBT History Month I talked about Christina of Sweden. Christina was the queen of Sweden between 1632 and 1654, when she abdicated. After the death of her father when she was six years old, Christina ascended to the throne. She did not, however, rule Sweden until

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LGBT History Month

February is LGBT History month, so every week in February I am using my various human forms to talk about a small part of LGBTQ+ history. I thought I would also collate what I’m writing here on Newsnibbles so those of you to whom I still remain a mystery could have access

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