Britain Takes the Record!

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The World’s fattest man has been revealed and that’s right Nibblers, he’s British!  For everyone who is sick of other countries taking all the accolades we have this one firmly in the bag.

Fifty-eight stone Keith Martin from London has taken the title from the Mexican Manuel Uribe who has recently lost sixty stone in a crash diet, taking him down to a mere thirty-one stone.

The secret to success seems to be a diet that consists of “eight hotdogs and ham sandwiches for breakfast, a selection of chocolate bars and biscuits for lunch and two roast dinners with a whole bag of oven chips” according to the Yahoo News report.

Mr. Martin will be featuring in the tactfully named Channel Five documentary Big Body Squad which will chart how a team of eighteen carers including relatives and ambulance staff care for him on a daily basis.

We are hoping that this World record is a portent of the forthcoming 2012 Olympics in London, as it would be nice for Britain to win something.

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