Well if you weren’t there for the live commentary, fear not. Here is the whole thing beautifully pasted below. All the best
news sites are doing something very similar, and this is in no way an attempt to avoid sourcing an actual news story.
- Would anyone be interested in my Jubilee commentary?
- Well, we’ve joined Fiona outside the Palace of Westminster. It’s raining and there are flags. #Jubilee
- There is a #Jubilee party in St James’ Park. They’re hoping celebs will be there. No-one invited me.
- I wish they wouldn’t interview the general public. I have no human interest. #Jubilee
- Ooo, Dame Kelly is being interviewed now. She’s enthusiastic.
- On a side note I didn’t appreciate Rolf Harris being interrupted half way through a song last night. Very rude. #Jubilee
- Oh, a plug for Olympics in case we’d forgotten they were here this year. I’m gunna have to change the name of my sett from Olympia. #jubilee
- Run to the Mall to see the Royals! Apparently John Barrowman has drawn a crowd, and he’s proud to be British. #thoughthewasamerican#jubilee
- He doesn’t think he can express what it was like, but he sure is gunna try. #Jubilee
- The commentator just asked John if the Americans were patriotic… #yeahaboutamerica#didyoumeanroyalist#jubilee
- They are interviewing someone who has turned up in a tiara… Do they think it’s the queen? #wellitsnot#Jubilee
- Apparently Gary Barlow’s been “hanging around the palace”… They should have asked me to do the interviews… #jubilee
- The Queen makes Tom Jones twitch apparently… #notatalldisturbing#jubilee
- Who’s the guy in the bug glasses? He’s feeling humble anyway, which is nice. #Jubilee
- Our Cheryl has met her before, I hope she can understand her accent… #Jubilee
- Elton’s wearing sparkly pink. #Jealous#Jubilee
- Oh, we’re being joined by Suggs, who is wearing sunglasses despite the rain. #Jubilee
- Apparently there were a lot of princes at the palace. #whodathought#Jubilee
- Madness will be playing Butlins in Minehead soon, which is exciting. #Jubilee
- The list of special guests does not excite me… And apparently the PM will be on. Hope he doesn’t cull me. #Jubilee
- According to the bloke they’re interviewing the Queen is comfortable with herself. Good for her. #Jubilee
- Diversity met her last year, and struggled to pronounce jam apparently… maybe I misunderstood what they were saying? #Jubilee
- The pocket rocket known as Ronnie Corbett is now being interviewed. He thinks the whole thing is lovely. Well it is in an upperclass way.
- I wish I’d remembered to wear my medals, I feel underdressed. #imabadgerimnaked#Jubilee
- Wow, check out Camilla’s hat! Think she’ll be receiving HBO? #Jubilee
- I like Emma Bunton. #random#Jubilee
- You’ll be pleased to know that according to Huw the carriage is working, I was worried. #Jubilee
- Really? We’re interviewing the editor of The Daily Mail? I refuse to comment on the subject. #Jubilee
- FANFAIR! #jubilee
- I’m worried that a sharp breeze will take Camilla away in that opentop carriage. #dangerousheadgear#Jubilee
- Brightside Camilla won’t need a brolly, that hat shelters her and Charles. #Jubilee
- Oh, there’s canon. They’re shooting them. I hope they don’t hit one of the horses! #Jubilee
- Another Parade for the Queen’s B-Day in a few weeks, she’ll be paraded out… #Jubile
- Bet they wish they’d worn wellies. #Jubilee
- I hate commentators who claim to know what the Queen is thinking. What? You psychic now? #grr#Jubilee
- They’re interviewing the crowd again. Have I not made my feelings on that topic clear already?
- They’re going to be interviewing the PM in a few so I’m going to go have a flea treatment. Back in a few. #Jubilee
- Well that annoying flea is gone. Good. I’m back to continue my commentary. #Jubilee
- There’s a flag with the Queen’s face on… #Jubilee
- Ooo, they are interviewing the very model of a modern major general. He was incharge of something French… #Jubilee
- Wow, there are even Union Flag (see how I didn’t say Jack, Huw?) brollies. Very patriotic. #Jubilee
- Impressed that that sheet music isn’t drooping in the rain. #Jubilee.
- We’re looking forward to twitching curtains now apparently. I’ve found Wally in the crowd. #whereswally#Jubilee
- NOOOOOOOOOO! Why are they letting a child sing? Flat? Don’t tell him it’s amazing, he’ll be on X-Factor next! #Jubilee
- Ooo, Sir Terry and Sir Andrew. Wonder if they’ll sing “Don’t Cry of Me Argentina” on the balcony?? #Jubilee
- I’m glad Andrew dressed up for the occasion. #Jubilee
- Wow, they aren’t even pretending this bit isn’t just filler. They’re discussing the brollies… #Jubilee
- Minutes away from the Balcony scene apparently. The most famous scene in Shakespeare. #Jubilee
- There’s that wave we all know and love. I’m hungry now. #Jubilee
- I like Charles’ suit. Very dapper. #Jubilee
- They’re gunna have a rifle salute, quick, hit the decks! #Jubilee
- The Yeomen have taken their hats off, never thought I’d see the day! #Jubilee
- Now they look like they’re on the starting blocks, this is all very strange for a badger. #Jubilee
- Well that’s it. Time for tea and cucumber sandwiches. Hope you enjoyed my commentary. I’ll do another if something interesting happens.
