More random news than you can fit on a biscuit and dunk in your tea
We do enjoy his updates. EXCLUSIVE: In his greatest move since becoming NYC’s Police Chief, Bill Bratton ordered the barricades that had surrounded me for 2 1/2 years to be removed. GOOD RIDDANCE, ugly prison bars! Let nothing stand between me and my adoring fans. The barricades were moved
So, we’re breaking down what has happened over the last week or so, from memory, based on snippets of TV, and with no research, because that takes time ‘n’ shiz, as does sourcing images, so, as with the best news reporting organisations we have just recycled some unrelated stock images
By popular demand, we’re getting some spring-like weather, and it’s about effing time. (Sorry–I don’t do gratitude very well.) Unfortunately, Uggs-wearers have not gotten the memo. So if you have a friend who wears those hideous things, drop a hint, wouldya? Along with the marginal improvement in New Yorkers’ attitudes,
We have a new weather segment here on Newsnibbles, as do all the best news reporting… thingies… Our brand new “Weather Correspondent” is @TheWallStBull ! Excitings. His première report is below, along with a “selfie” wot he took of himself. We are hoping that each weather report will be accompanied by
