By popular demand, we’re getting some 
spring-like weather, and it’s about effing time. (Sorry–I don’t do gratitude very well.) Unfortunately, Uggs-wearers have not gotten the memo. So if you have a friend who wears those hideous things, drop a hint, wouldya?
Along with the marginal improvement in New Yorkers’ attitudes, Spring inevitably brings another NYC staple: fornicating pigeons. It’s as Big Apple as public urination, but visitors don’t seem to embrace either of those things as an essential part of the tourism experience. Solution? Include this in the @I_LOVE_NY advertisements. You’re welcome.
Good news: looks like temps will stay in the 40s for the next 10 days, even going up to 55 on Tuesday. Look for a buff bronze brother enjoying a salad at the outside seating section of Cafe Fiorello if my body double can work for me that day and if Fiorello’s changes its stupid “no bovines” rule.
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