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This satirical poem has been submitted to us anonymously. As it’s news related and satirical we thought we’d bung it up. Be warned though, it has swearing. Reasons to be fearful, one, two, three Summer with a virus, nobody will hire us Coz only fleas desire us. And lockdown Donald
If you haven’t read Chapter 1, you can by clicking here. Chapter 2: Decisions Georgia didn’t go home. She was rather concerned that this company, whatever it was had been able to find all of her details, and contact her from an app she had installed on her phone. She
“You alright, there?” A woman’s voice made her look up. She was slim and athletic, wearing a business suit and a curious, slightly amused expression. “Um, yes, thank you…” Georgia managed, though her mouth was incredibly dry. Interviews made her nervous. “What time did they tell you to be here?”
Written by C H Clepitt A spot of ghost erotica from one half of the creators of A Grumpy Badger Guide to Dinosaur Erotica, and the *soul* creator of Broken Bareback: A Stable Romance. Introduction With the recent surge in the news about women marrying ghosts (just Google it, if
This poem was submitted to Newsnibbles anonymously. Beware the orange man said we, But they just sneered and did not care, They made their jokes and would not see, Beyond the polyester hair. Beyond the tweets and social gaffes, To likelihood of the last laugh, The fools who thought
The orange one’s thought of a plan Which will work better than a gun ban Giving teachers a Glock So when kids run amuck They can just shoot them down out of hand To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to: author.to/janejago I am old, and
Does nobody see it’s a shame That while people are passing out blame More kids have to die And it’s making me cry This is real folks, not some sickly game To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to: author.to/janejago
C H Clepitt and Chloe Hammond have teamed up again, to bring you the next instalment of their Darkly Dreaming/I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse crossover. This one is set at the end of Everything is Better with a Cape, and you will find our protagonists in the South of
To celebrate us being back on our feet, we have two poems from the ever talented Jane Jago. I am old, and occasionally I Take stock of the world spinning by Of the ugly old men In power. And then If I didn’t make jokes I would cry
Featuring special guest writer A.M. Leibowitz. Well, it turns out Dino-porn is a thing. Like a real thing. People write books about humans having sex with dinosaurs, and it has a following. There are people who want to read about people having sex with dinosaurs. In the spirit of education,
