Category: Story Corner

Beware the Orange Man

This poem was submitted to Newsnibbles anonymously.   Beware the orange man said we, But they just sneered and did not care, They made their jokes and would not see, Beyond the polyester hair. Beyond the tweets and social gaffes, To likelihood of the last laugh, The fools who thought

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Poetry Corner

The orange one’s thought of a plan Which will work better than a gun ban Giving teachers a Glock So when kids run amuck They can just shoot them down out of hand   To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to:  author.to/janejago I am old, and

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Pome by Jane Jago

Does nobody see it’s a shame That while people are passing out blame More kids have to die And it’s making me cry This is real folks, not some sickly game   To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to:  author.to/janejago

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Dark Democracy (With a Badger)

C H Clepitt and Chloe Hammond have teamed up again, to bring you the next instalment of their Darkly Dreaming/I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse crossover.  This one is set at the end of Everything is Better with a Cape, and you will find our protagonists in the South of

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2 Poems

To celebrate us being back on our feet, we have two poems from the ever talented Jane Jago.   I am old, and occasionally I Take stock of the world spinning by Of the ugly old men In power. And then If I didn’t make jokes I would cry  

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The Grumpy Badger Guide to Writing Dinosaur Erotica

Featuring special guest writer A.M. Leibowitz. Well, it turns out Dino-porn is a thing. Like a real thing. People write books about humans having sex with dinosaurs, and it has a following.  There are people who want to read about people having sex with dinosaurs.  In the spirit of education,

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Teresa May Blues

A poem by Jane Jago. With Brexit in all of the news No matter what medium you choose And the poor NHS In a terrible mess Who else has Teresa May blues   To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to:  author.to/janejago  

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The Orange One

A poem by Jane Jago I am old and I have an opinion On the topic of worldwide dominion If you need to write blogs On the size of your knob They should just give your job to a minion   To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books

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Well Done Alabama! A Poem by Jane Jago

A statesman of orange complexion Tried to stick his thumb in an election The state of Alabama Hit him with a hammer And made a more clever selection   To see the complete list of Jane Jago’s books go to:  author.to/janejago

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A Limerick, by Jane Jago

Who let that man have a phone? He’s on it like Fido with a bone He thinks it is neat Bad crap to retweet Can we not have him put in a home Working Title Blogspot. Two women and some books. Hope you will check back daily for your ‘coffee

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