Whales Are People Too…

Or not.  A US Judge has today thrown out a case brought before him by the animal rights group PETA which claimed that the killer whales at Sea World were being held as slaves, which went against the US Constitution.  The Judge ruled that the Constitution only applies to people

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Squeetastic

The response to last week’s Cutest Pet Picture was overwhelming, and so, flush with success Bee has decided that this week we should run a special, Valentine’s poem* competition.  Simply submit your best effort at creating a romantic verse to quiz@newsnibbles.co.uk along with the picture you would like us to publish

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Nibblets

Lottery Winner Won’t Quit Day Job Despite winning a $700,000 lump sum from a Monopoly scratch card, a twenty-one-year-old waitress has told lottery officials that she will not quit her day job.  Alexandra Chaar works as a waitress in a Mexican restaurant in Florida, a job which she loves.  She

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What Will Bee Will Bee

DEAR BEE, THE HYOOMAN WHO KLEENS MY HOUSE IS ENGAJED. yay! ANEE ADVICE ON HOW TO KEEP HER FROM DOMINATING SOSHUL CONVERSASHUN REEGARDING HER NUPCHOOULS and FROM TURNING INTO BRYDEZILA? THX, PHEBE A/K/A CYOOTEST KITTEH OF THE WEEK   Dear Phebe, It is very kind of you to write in on behalf

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Freedom To Be

Since Newsnibbles has gone international we have been observing with some intrigue what is occurring in the world of US politics.  From Pizza Walnuts to faecal stains there seems to be just the right amount of all the things that pique our interest. So, what started this mad journey into

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Who Has the Cutest Pet Picture?

After last week’s disaster crossword (Intern 3 is no longer with us) we have decided to plug for a sort of competition this week.  Bee has decreed that this week’s challenge can be to see who can take the cutest pet picture.  Your mission, Nibblers, should you choose to accept

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Nibblets

Say No To Foetus in Food! Well Oklahoma certainly is.  This week their Senator, Ralph Shortly has introduced a bill that would ban the use of aborted human foetuses in food.  Now, we know what you’re thinking, surely it is already illegal to eat dead babies?  For that matter, where

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What Will Bee Will Bee

In this weekly advice column, Bee addresses your letters and problems with what she believes is the best solution for you. Dear Bee, Thank you for responding to my dog’s email.  Since she’s had a Facebook account she has emailed many people on many topics. You are the only person

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Badger, Ramsay Lookalike Sex Scandal Questionable

The big scandal covered in the Telegraph this week is that Gordon Ramsey, celebrity chef and star of Hell’s Kitchen has a little person porn double.  Not only that, but said porn double was reported to have been found dead down a badger sett. Well, when the reputation of badgers

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Crossword – Courtesy of Intern 3

Since I have been busy with my own pursuits, as well as trying to keep you all up to date with the latest breaking news, and Bee has been working on the fan page and her advice column, this week we decided to give the interns the task of coming

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