Month: March 2012

What Will Bee Will Bee

Dear Bee, My problem is lumpy mashed potato.  I have noticed that Newsnibbles has been running a weekly recipe corner, and was hoping that this may address my problem, but as yet it has not.  It doesn’t matter how hard I mash, I just can’t shift those lumps.  My friends

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Britain Takes the Record!

The World’s fattest man has been revealed and that’s right Nibblers, he’s British!  For everyone who is sick of other countries taking all the accolades we have this one firmly in the bag. Fifty-eight stone Keith Martin from London has taken the title from the Mexican Manuel Uribe who has

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Shocking Fish News!

Despite what some may describe as an overly wet winter parts of Britain seem to be set for another drought in the coming months.  Several parts of the country have already been given official drought status by the Environment Agency. This is bad news for fish, who generally reside in

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Newsvamp’s Flowery Quiz

In turning to Bee for inspiration with regards to this week’s quiz she told me that since it was spring the quiz should have something to do with flowers, so, here we go. In the old days, before people could write into Bee with their problems of a romantic nature

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Nibblets

Sweden Holds World’s Sexiest Men If you were thinking of emigrating, but just couldn’t decide where this little piece of information might just sway your decision.   According to a survey of women, conducted by Traveller’s Digest, Stockholm are ranked sexiest in the world.   Sweden’s cold climate has had no effect

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What Will Bee Will Bee

Dear Bee, I’ve been getting very dirty of late. I just seem to pick up smut everywhere. I’ve tried scrubbing and polishing myself, but I just can’t seem to get clean. Do you have any tips for removing dirty stains that won’t fade my hue? Moomin     Mr. (or

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Caught Short Part 3: The Plot Thickens

Scene:  The Heroes are in the entrance hall of Newsnibbles offices.  They are incognito.  All look like regular people, apart from The Pink Fairy, who is wearing a pink ball gown with bright pink DMs.   The Urinater: I can’t go up there.   Germ Girl: Why not? Don’t you

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