More random news than you can fit on a biscuit and dunk in your tea
There has been a seriously depressing slant to the news of late, which has caused us to favour interviews and reviews over our usual brand of satirical news commentary. What with the mas exodus of the Brexit politicians after, to the uninformed observer, they seemingly realised they didn’t have a
So, to recap, Badger discovered Feathers and Toast – the best thing on Youtube. She wrote a review, and Twitter stalked Tallulah into doing a Newsnibbles interview – never underestimate the power of social media, or a persistent badger. You may remember that we also opened up the questions to you at home,
It’s time to party like it’s the end of the world! On May 26th, 2016 Badger’s latest offering to the literary world I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse will be released to the world, and obviously we will be celebrating. Don’t worry if you live far away, or don’t like the
Warning, this article (as with many others on this site) may contain sarcasm. You may have noticed that in recent weeks an increase in the number of discount supermarkets which are recalling products due to quality control concerns. The local media, one can only assume for lack of a more
A special report by J C LeSinge Probing the moist underbelly of the street-youth hoodrat epidemic still plaguing our youth like an unspoken plague…* *NB, this is likely to be a joke, and contains adult language…
Walking’s Overrated A dog in Seattle has discovered how to use public transport to get herself to the dog park. Eclipse, a black Labrador occasionally rides the bus with her owner, Jeff, but according to KomoNews if he takes too long finishing a cigarette, for example, she is quite happy to
…otherwise known as a sarcastic tabloid roundup… So, you may have noticed that the death of a small child by drowning turned the “migrant crisis” into human, refugees who require help and our fearless leader has agreed to take a couple in, as long as they don’t cost too much.
Space Not Spikes You know you’re living under a Tory Government when it becomes acceptable to create architecture that deters the homeless from sitting or lying down. The cuts have created more people living below the poverty line, using food banks and ultimately homelessness, but rather than deal with the
Wales Welcomes Aliens If the Leader’s Debate hadn’t been enough to convince you that the Welsh government is way better than the group of Eton graduates that frequent Downing Street and shout at one another then this story should clinch it for you. When asked for details of UFO sightings
The Sperm is Coming Update!! You may remember a few weeks ago we shared a meme we discovered on Twitter about the resilient nature of sperm… Well, it turns out the author of said meme may not have been entirely wrong, had they been referring to flatworms. Scientists have discovered that
